“That all men are equal is a proposition which, at ordinary times, no sane individual has ever given his assent.” Continue reading Aldous Huxley

“A short saying oft contains much wisdom.” Continue reading Sophocles

“The marvel of all history is the patience with which men and women submit to burdens unnecessarily laid upon them by their governments.” Continue reading William H. Borah

“Obviously crime pays, or there’d be no crime.” Continue reading G. Gordon Liddy

“Obviously crime pays, or there’d be no crime.” Continue reading G. Gordon Liddy

“Obviously crime pays, or there’d be no crime.” Continue reading G. Gordon Liddy

“Obviously crime pays, or there’d be no crime.” Continue reading G. Gordon Liddy

“Obviously crime pays, or there’d be no crime.” Continue reading G. Gordon Liddy

“About the time we think we can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends.” Continue reading Herbert Hoover

“The fact that an opinion has been widely held is no evidence whatever that it is not utterly absurd; indeed in view of the silliness of the majority of mankind, a widespread belief is more likely to be foolish than sensible.” Continue reading Bertrand Russell

“Not a shred of evidence exists in favor of the idea that life is serious.” Continue reading Brendan Gill

“Politics is applesauce.” Continue reading Will Rogers

“A fishing rod is a stick with a hook at one end and a fool at the other.” Continue reading Samuel Johnson

“The mystery of government is not how Washington works but how to make it stop.” Continue reading P. J. O’Rourke

“Interestingly, according to modern astronomers, space is finite. This is a very comforting thought– particularly for people who can never remember where they have left things.” Continue reading Woody Allen

“Before I met my husband, I’d never fallen in love, though I’d stepped in it a few times.” Continue reading Rita Rudner

“Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.” Continue reading Jackie Mason

“Patience has its limits. Take it too far, and it’s cowardice.” Continue reading George Jackson

“Freedom of the press is limited to those who own one.” Continue reading A. J. Liebling

“Any man whose errors take ten years to correct is quite a man.” Continue reading J. Robert Oppenheimer

“Everybody hates me because I’m so universally liked.” Continue reading Peter de Vries

“There’s only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn what it is I’ll get married again.” Continue reading Clint Eastwood

“The Army has carried the American … ideal to its logical conclusion. Not only do they prohibit discrimination on the grounds of race, creed and color, but also on ability.” Continue reading Tom Lehrer

“A child becomes an adult when he realizes that he has a right not only to be right but also to be wrong.” Continue reading Thomas Szasz

“To be willing to die for an idea is to set a rather high price on conjecture.” Continue reading Anatole France

“Trying to determine what is going on in the world by reading newspapers is like trying to tell the time by watching the second hand of a clock.” Continue reading Ben Hecht

“When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren’t smart enough to get out of jury duty.” Continue reading Norm Crosby

“All generalizations are dangerous, even this one.” Continue reading Alexandre Dumas

“The man who lets himself be bored is even more contemptible than the bore.” Continue reading Samuel Butler

“The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away from those who are still undecided.” Continue reading Casey Stengel

“Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all other countries because you were born in it.” Continue reading George Bernard Shaw

“The conception of two people living together for twenty-five years without having a cross word suggests a lack of spirit only to be admired in sheep.” Continue reading Alan Patrick Herbert

“When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it had happened or not.” Continue reading Mark Twain

“Most conversations are simply monologues delivered in the presence of witnesses.” Continue reading Margaret Millar

“Confusion is always the most honest response.” Continue reading Marty Indik

“I can’t understand it. I can’t even understand the people who can understand it.” Continue reading Queen Juliana

“I can’t understand it. I can’t even understand the people who can understand it.” Continue reading Queen Juliana

“I can’t understand it. I can’t even understand the people who can understand it.” Continue reading Queen Juliana

“I can’t understand it. I can’t even understand the people who can understand it.” Continue reading Queen Juliana

“I can’t understand it. I can’t even understand the people who can understand it.” Continue reading Queen Juliana