Out of a fart he made Great ArtIt was no ordinary fart no!It was straight from the heart, thatFartIt had lain too long in the darkNow was it’s time to startTo make its bid for freedom… and for stardom. It flew like a dart that fart from theheartLike an arrow strung from CupidsbowLittle did it know how luminous it’dglowBecoming one of the Greats in theFarting … Continue reading Fart is an art
In clouds of grey rainThe street roared Stripping itself It’s bones showing through Longing A new display Continue reading Natures Washing Machine
Poetry oww poetry;My voice,my vent.Poetry oww poetry;That talk,that breath.Poetry oww poetry, how you make them bend.Poetry oww poetry,It shall be you till the end. Continue reading Poetry oww poetry
“Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen.” – Albert Einstein Continue reading Albert Einstein
“To be or not to be. That’s not really a question.” – Jean-Luc Godard Continue reading Jean-Luc Godard
“I didn’t attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.” – Mark Twain Continue reading Mark Twain
“As for our majority… one is enough.” – Benjamin Disraeli Continue reading Benjamin Disraeli
“I don’t believe it. Prove it to me and I still won’t believe it.” – Douglas Adams Continue reading Douglas Adams
Your attitudeis like cheap toiletpaperDo I really needto explain greater? Continue reading Cheap Toilet Paper #Musing
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I think I might be a pervert 🤔 I mean, a mere bite of her lip, stroke of the hair or flick of her hip sends fire around my body criminalises my mind and throws me outside, to look pressed nose against the glass, breath blurring up the window, and my view of her ass. Yep, I think I might be a pervert. Aren’t you? … Continue reading I might be a pervert
< p class=”VideoRecipeIngredients”> < p class=”VideoRecipeContent”> INGREDIENTS 2 Cups of each of your favourite soda: cream soda, orange creamsicle, black cherry 1 envelope (1 tbsp) of gelatine for each flavour of soda < p class=”VideoRecipeInstructions”> < p class=”VideoRecipeContent”> INSTRUCTIONS Begin by reducing one flavour of soda at a time in a saucepan over medium heat. You’ll need the liquid to reduce by half. Once reduced, … Continue reading Soda Gummy Candies
FUCK. Forget. unreasonable. cravings. knockout SHIT. Suck. his. intimate. treasure. BITCH. Because. it. truthfully. causes. hurt. DAMN. Dont. admit. meaningless. nothings. MOTHER FUCKER. Most. of. the. happiness. ends. roughly. Forget. undesirable. creatures. emitting. regret. DUMBASS. Dont. undermine. morals. before. assessing. serious. situations. HELL. Handle. emotional. love. loss Continue reading Cursing never made more sense. #Funny
“The planet is fine. The people are fucked.” Continue reading – George Carlin – #Quotes
Remove the temptation to settle for anything short of what you deserve. – Lorii Myers Continue reading Remove the temptation to settle for anything short of what you deserve. – Lorii Myers #Quotes
You gotta know when to hold ’em, know when to fold ’em, know when to walk away, know when to run – Kenny Rogers Continue reading You gotta know when to hold ’em, know when to fold ’em, know when to walk away, know when to run – Kenny Rogers #Quotes
It’s important to just kind of get away from your sport until you miss it. – Misty May-Treanor Continue reading It’s important to just kind of get away from your sport until you miss it. – Misty May-Treanor #Quotes
You only have to do a very few things right in your life so long as you don’t do too many things wrong. – Warren Buffett Continue reading You only have to do a very few things right in your life so long as you don’t do too many things wrong. – Warren Buffett #Quotes
One night she told me to put out the garbage. I told her you cooked it, you take it out. – Rodney Dangerfield Continue reading One night she told me to put out the garbage. I told her you cooked it, you take it out. – Rodney Dangerfield #Quotes
Love seeks one thing only the good of the one loved. It leaves all the other secondary effects to take care of themselves. Love, therefore, is its own reward. – Thomas Merton Continue reading Love seeks one thing only the good of the one loved. It leaves all the other secondary effects to take care of themselves. Love, therefore, is its own reward. – Thomas Merton #Quotes
When I judge art, I take my painting and put it next to a God made object like a tree or flower. If it clashes, it is not art. – Paul Cezanne Continue reading When I judge art, I take my painting and put it next to a God made object like a tree or flower. If it clashes, it is not art. – Paul Cezanne #Quotes
I meet them in this stadium, strangers at opposing desks until I wave my red flag. – Marina Leigh Duff Continue reading I meet them in this stadium, strangers at opposing desks until I wave my red flag. – Marina Leigh Duff #Quotes
I meet them in this stadium, strangers at opposing desks until I wave my red flag. – Marina Leigh Duff Continue reading I meet them in this stadium, strangers at opposing desks until I wave my red flag. – Marina Leigh Duff #Quotes
I meet them in this stadium, strangers at opposing desks until I wave my red flag. – Marina Leigh Duff Continue reading I meet them in this stadium, strangers at opposing desks until I wave my red flag. – Marina Leigh Duff #Quotes
I meet them in this stadium, strangers at opposing desks until I wave my red flag. – Marina Leigh Duff Continue reading I meet them in this stadium, strangers at opposing desks until I wave my red flag. – Marina Leigh Duff #Quotes
I meet them in this stadium, strangers at opposing desks until I wave my red flag. – Marina Leigh Duff Continue reading I meet them in this stadium, strangers at opposing desks until I wave my red flag. – Marina Leigh Duff #Quotes
When it comes to winning, you need the skill and the will. – Frank Tyger Continue reading When it comes to winning, you need the skill and the will. – Frank Tyger #Quotes
It is a fine thing to have ability, but the ability to discover ability in others is the true test. – Lou Holtz Continue reading It is a fine thing to have ability, but the ability to discover ability in others is the true test. – Lou Holtz #Quotes
It is a fine thing to have ability, but the ability to discover ability in others is the true test. – Lou Holtz Continue reading It is a fine thing to have ability, but the ability to discover ability in others is the true test. – Lou Holtz #Quotes
It is a fine thing to have ability, but the ability to discover ability in others is the true test. – Lou Holtz Continue reading It is a fine thing to have ability, but the ability to discover ability in others is the true test. – Lou Holtz #Quotes
It is a fine thing to have ability, but the ability to discover ability in others is the true test. – Lou Holtz Continue reading It is a fine thing to have ability, but the ability to discover ability in others is the true test. – Lou Holtz #Quotes
Growing up as an athlete, I started skating very young. My parents didn’t know anything about the sport, so they went with the flow. I had two great coaches who gave great advice and gave guidelines for my parents. My parents let the coaches dictate what was going on on the ice. – Kristi Yamaguchi Continue reading Growing up as an athlete, I started skating very young. My parents didn’t know anything about the sport, so they went with the flow. I had two great coaches who gave great advice and gave guidelines for my parents. My parents let the coaches dictate what was going on on the ice. – Kristi Yamaguchi #Quotes
Relationships are not where we go to have fun. Relationships are where we go to heal and where we go to learn. And who you’re going to attract is the person that’s going to bring to the forefront the thing you need to learn or heal or the thing that’s going to help you grow the most. – Iyanla Vanzant Continue reading Relationships are not where we go to have fun. Relationships are where we go to heal and where we go to learn. And who you’re going to attract is the person that’s going to bring to the forefront the thing you need to learn or heal or the thing that’s going to help you grow the most. – Iyanla Vanzant #Quotes
Relationships are not where we go to have fun. Relationships are where we go to heal and where we go to learn. And who you’re going to attract is the person that’s going to bring to the forefront the thing you need to learn or heal or the thing that’s going to help you grow the most. – Iyanla Vanzant Continue reading Relationships are not where we go to have fun. Relationships are where we go to heal and where we go to learn. And who you’re going to attract is the person that’s going to bring to the forefront the thing you need to learn or heal or the thing that’s going to help you grow the most. – Iyanla Vanzant #Quotes
You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You pull his tail in New York and his head is meowing in Los Angeles. Do you understand this? And radio operates exactly the same way: you send signals here, they receive them there. The only difference is that there is no cat. – Albert Einstein Continue reading You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You pull his tail in New York and his head is meowing in Los Angeles. Do you understand this? And radio operates exactly the same way: you send signals here, they receive them there. The only difference is that there is no cat. – Albert Einstein #Quotes
We lose ourselves in the things we love. We find ourselves there, too. – Dale Patridge Continue reading We lose ourselves in the things we love. We find ourselves there, too. – Dale Patridge #Quotes
We lose ourselves in the things we love. We find ourselves there, too. – Dale Patridge Continue reading We lose ourselves in the things we love. We find ourselves there, too. – Dale Patridge #Quotes
Without art, the crudeness of reality would make the world unbearable. – George Bernard Shaw Continue reading Without art, the crudeness of reality would make the world unbearable. – George Bernard Shaw #Quotes
The worst thing a kid can say about homework is that it is too hard. The worst thing a kid can say about a game is it’s too easy. – Henry Jenkins Continue reading The worst thing a kid can say about homework is that it is too hard. The worst thing a kid can say about a game is it’s too easy. – Henry Jenkins #Quotes
The worst thing a kid can say about homework is that it is too hard. The worst thing a kid can say about a game is it’s too easy. – Henry Jenkins Continue reading The worst thing a kid can say about homework is that it is too hard. The worst thing a kid can say about a game is it’s too easy. – Henry Jenkins #Quotes
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