Aldous Huxley

Aldous Huxley

“That all men are equal is a proposition which, at ordinary times, no sane individual has ever given his assent.”

Sophocles

Sophocles

“A short saying oft contains much wisdom.”

William H. Borah

William H. Borah

“The marvel of all history is the patience with which men and women submit to burdens unnecessarily laid upon them by their governments.”

G. Gordon Liddy

G. Gordon Liddy

“Obviously crime pays, or there’d be no crime.”

G. Gordon Liddy

G. Gordon Liddy

“Obviously crime pays, or there’d be no crime.”

G. Gordon Liddy

G. Gordon Liddy

“Obviously crime pays, or there’d be no crime.”

G. Gordon Liddy

G. Gordon Liddy

“Obviously crime pays, or there’d be no crime.”

G. Gordon Liddy

G. Gordon Liddy

“Obviously crime pays, or there’d be no crime.”

Herbert Hoover

Herbert Hoover

“About the time we think we can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends.”

Bertrand Russell

Bertrand Russell

“The fact that an opinion has been widely held is no evidence whatever that it is not utterly absurd; indeed in view of the silliness of the majority of mankind, a widespread belief is more likely to be foolish than sensible.”

Brendan Gill

Brendan Gill

“Not a shred of evidence exists in favor of the idea that life is serious.”

Will Rogers

Will Rogers

“Politics is applesauce.”

Samuel Johnson

Samuel Johnson

“A fishing rod is a stick with a hook at one end and a fool at the other.”

P. J. O’Rourke

P. J. O’Rourke

“The mystery of government is not how Washington works but how to make it stop.”

Woody Allen

Woody Allen

“Interestingly, according to modern astronomers, space is finite. This is a very comforting thought– particularly for people who can never remember where they have left things.”

Rita Rudner

Rita Rudner

“Before I met my husband, I’d never fallen in love, though I’d stepped in it a few times.”

Jackie Mason

Jackie Mason

“Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.”

George Jackson

George Jackson

“Patience has its limits. Take it too far, and it’s cowardice.”

A. J. Liebling

A. J. Liebling

“Freedom of the press is limited to those who own one.”

J. Robert Oppenheimer

J. Robert Oppenheimer

“Any man whose errors take ten years to correct is quite a man.”

Peter de Vries

Peter de Vries

“Everybody hates me because I’m so universally liked.”

Clint Eastwood

Clint Eastwood

“There’s only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn what it is I’ll get married again.”

Tom Lehrer

Tom Lehrer

“The Army has carried the American … ideal to its logical conclusion. Not only do they prohibit discrimination on the grounds of race, creed and color, but also on ability.”

Thomas Szasz

Thomas Szasz

“A child becomes an adult when he realizes that he has a right not only to be right but also to be wrong.”

Anatole France

Anatole France

“To be willing to die for an idea is to set a rather high price on conjecture.”

Ben Hecht

Ben Hecht

“Trying to determine what is going on in the world by reading newspapers is like trying to tell the time by watching the second hand of a clock.”

Norm Crosby

Norm Crosby

“When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren’t smart enough to get out of jury duty.”

Alexandre Dumas

Alexandre Dumas

“All generalizations are dangerous, even this one.”

Samuel Butler

Samuel Butler

“The man who lets himself be bored is even more contemptible than the bore.”

Casey Stengel

Casey Stengel

“The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away from those who are still undecided.”

George Bernard Shaw

George Bernard Shaw

“Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all other countries because you were born in it.”

Alan Patrick Herbert

Alan Patrick Herbert

“The conception of two people living together for twenty-five years without having a cross word suggests a lack of spirit only to be admired in sheep.”

Mark Twain

Mark Twain

“When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it had happened or not.”

Margaret Millar

Margaret Millar

“Most conversations are simply monologues delivered in the presence of witnesses.”

Marty Indik

Marty Indik

“Confusion is always the most honest response.”

Queen Juliana

Queen Juliana

“I can’t understand it. I can’t even understand the people who can understand it.”

Queen Juliana

Queen Juliana

“I can’t understand it. I can’t even understand the people who can understand it.”

Queen Juliana

Queen Juliana

“I can’t understand it. I can’t even understand the people who can understand it.”

Queen Juliana

Queen Juliana

“I can’t understand it. I can’t even understand the people who can understand it.”

Queen Juliana

Queen Juliana

“I can’t understand it. I can’t even understand the people who can understand it.”