The Men’s Room

Don’t smile

Don’t frown

Don’t turn around

Don’t make eye contact

Don’t wink

Don’t blink

Don’t even think About where you are at

Don’t say hey

Don’t wave

Don’t small talk make Stare straight at the wall

Don’t clear your throat

Call someone bro

Or make a joke Of

okay now please cough

You’re a man

Wash your hands Though that’s not in the plan

Dry them on your pants

Walk to the door As you ignore All else but the floor

Don’t even think of looking back