Virginity is like a balloon. Once you prick and it’s gone for ever.
Sex is like a pack of chips, Once you start. You can’t stop.
An exam paper is like a Dick, When it’s hard, people get fucked.
Education is like hiring a prostitute, it needs both your money and your hardwork.
Success is like masturbating, only your own hand can let you achieve it.
Life without friends is like Boobs without nipples. It’s pointless.
Fuck a woman and she loves you. When you love a woman, she fucks you.
MBBS final exam question paper: Fill in the blanks. If a woman faints, we must first check her pu_s_.
Only few students who wrote: ‘Pulse’ passed.
The saddest part of a man’s body is his Balls. They are sentenced to hang till death.
Boy: How much calcium is there in women’s breasts?
Girl: It’s enough to help a man’s boneless thing stand up.
Give an example of total business failure due to negligence. A pregnant prostitute.
If “necessity is the mother of invention”, then frustration is the father of masturbation.
If your boss says: “Nothing is impossible”, ask him to wear condom after sex.
So, basically life is PORNOGRAPHY