More than 25,000 dedicated gun lovers from across Northern Idaho flocked to
the Coeur d’Alene Convention Center for the two-day event, happily
sublimating homosexual impulses amid a carefully maintained facade of
— “Homoerotic Overtones Enliven NRA Meeting”
from The Onion,
“Are any members of Tool gay?
Only the flutist.”
— The Tool FAQ
“… you know Ross, looking at you here… like this… legs akimbo…
I could _GO_ for you mate… I reckon you’re bloody _gorgeous_…”
— Flacco, DAAS Kapital
Anyone who doesn’t believe in the Tooth Fairy is
offending all the gay dentists in America.
“We had gay burglars the other night.
They broke in and rearranged the furniture.”
“Bisexuality immediately doubles your
chances for a date on Saturday night.”